Saturday, August 20, 2011

Saturday Smile

I found this on This Funs For You website while searching for proverbs for the kid.

The teacher of a first grade class collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Here are the results:

  • Better to be safe than . . . . . punch a 5th grader.

  • Strike while the . . . . . . bug is close.

  • It's always darkest before . . . . . . daylight savings time.

  • Never underestimate the power of . . . . . . termites.

  • You can lead a horse to water but . . . . . . how?

  • Don't bite the hand that . . . . . . looks dirty.

  • No news is . . . . . . impossible.

  • A miss is as good as a . . . . . . Mr.

  • You can't teach an old dog new . . . . . . math.

  • If you lie down with dogs, you'll . . . . . . stink in the morning.

  • Love all, trust . . . . . . me.

  • The pen is mightier than the . . . . . . pig.

  • An idle mind is . . . . . . the best way to relax.

  • Where there's smoke there's . . . . . . pollution.

  • Happy the bride who . . . . . . gets all the presents.

  • A penny saved is . . . . . . not much.

  • Two's company, three's . . . . . . the Musketeers.

  • Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and . . . . . . you have to blow your nose.

  • Children should be seen and not . . . . . . spanked or grounded.

  • If at first you don't succeed . . . . . . get new batteries.

  • You get out of something what you . . . . . . see pictured on the box.


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